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Since Jason Schachat hasn't broken down
in quite some time (I've seen him, he looks good, healthy,
well-rested - what's made the difference? He's not reading
comics), let me attempt a bit of a rundown to fill the long-open
void.
I have one more motive. Because of an extreme
crunch in my day job, the very raison d'etre for
Fanboy Planet fell off the radar. We should be first and
foremost about comics, and in the month of October, I barely
got enough time to read them, let alone write about them.
So I'm going to try two different columns in a much more
bloggy style. Here, writing about the books that came out
the previous week, the things flashy enough to catch my
attention. Or the things I was stupid enough to keep buying
long past the point I should have given them up. Then we'll
also cover Marvel's retailer previews, graciously provided
to us by Illusive Comics and Games.
As it was Halloween last week, publishers
tried their best to give us scary little specials - the
most frightening of which had to be the cover prices. For
$5.99, you could pick up Infinite Halloween,
a high-powered crapshoot of short stories exploring the
dark side of Dan DiDio. The venerable face of DC actually
penned a story himself there, but I'll be honest - I still
didn't pick it up. Too many other books vied for my attention,
and I was already picking up an extra DC Halloween special
in the form of Robin Annual #7
. It wasn't meant to be a Halloween special.
Instead, the story penned by Keith Champagne and drawn by
Derec Donovan would have been the new direction for Robin's
solo title before an editorial shake-up changed everybody's
plans and assignments. The lead story has a lot of promise;
Champagne gets into Tim Drake's head pretty well and creates
a great new villain for him. Where Donovan worked before
I don't know, but his work here is pretty impressive. I
like art that looks like it could easily be animated, and
Donovan has that look.
In the back-up slot, Champagne tackles
Damien, Son of the Demon, in a story designed to lead into
this week's issue of Batman. Preluding quite nicely
to "The Resurrection of Ra's al Ghul," it also highlights
why I don't yet like Damien - no matter how you slice him,
he comes up amoral. That's not Champagne's fault; it's just
unclear if DC intends for Damien to get a major character
push or not.
Damien behaves badly in Batman #670,
a spoiled brat whose one redeeming grace may be hero worship
of the man he believes to be his father. Writer Grant Morrison
drops a hint that things may not be as they seemed
a couple of story arcs ago. Frustrating, really, when you
consider that not only will Morrison not be handling this
storyline on his lonesome, but it's a crossover within a
crossover.
Who cares that Ra's al Ghul will be coming
back in a major event when in six months we've got a Final
Crisis that will wipe everything out anyway? Heck…I'm still
reeling from "The Sinestro Corps War," another event within
an event that has me fatigued, confused, and just glad that
I get to see all those Green Lanterns.
As for
that actual crossover, Countdown To Final Crisis #26
finally changes its title to reflect its purpose - and gains
a little clarity. No, it's not those helpful Earth numberings
on the cover; nobody's going to pick this up because the brand
spanking new Earth-15 appears inside. These are all arbitrary
anyway.
Instead, what makes this one useful is
that Monitor with anger management issues standing up and
explaining what the heck has been going on. It's a shame
that in 26 issues the plot couldn't actually make sense,
but it it's Wednesday, this must be exposition, and I find
myself grateful for it. We also get a glimpse of a black-clad
version of Superman. For some reason, we all love seeing
new versions of Superman. Don't we?
DC gambled heavily this week that we do,
as both Justice Society of America #10 and
Action Comics #858 feature different Supermen.
Okay, so Action is supposed to be the regular one,
but Gary Frank does draw him inspiringly like Christopher
Reeve, and it is dealing with a reality that supposedly
no longer existed in this continuity - the classic Legion
of Superheroes, right down to Saturn Girl's decidedly 1958
haircut. It's the follow-up to the somewhat confusing "Lightning
Saga" (see? Another crossover within a crossover…), and
all I can say is that Frank's artwork has me completely
hooked.
As for Justice Society of America,
it gives us the Superman from Kingdom Come, whom
my daughter recognized as being "in the wrong outfit." Don't
try explaining these multiple earths to an 8 year old. Instead,
distract her with Pokemon. At least with this issue, it
became apparent that though Power Girl remembers the multiverse,
she currently doesn't know there's more than one Earth.
So really, we're back to the status quo of Hypertime, where
only the Big 3 knew. Now only the Big 3 and Booster Gold
know.
…and Donna Troy and Red Robin and Kyle
Rayner know. Last month they visited another Earth, that
of Wildstorm, which apparently right now is entering another
huge crossover/reboot. Let me call it Armageddon, because
I think Midnighter: Armageddon #1 serves to
launch it all. Competently written by Christos Gage and
smoothly drawn by Simon Coleby, it still only proves its
own point - the Wildstorm Universe is so extreme and edgy
that every event has the potential to be an over-the-top
disaster, especially for The Authority. In general, you're
better off sticking to the regular Midnighter solo book
than picking this one up. Of course, it's Monday, so I'm
probably too late.
You know what else is too late? Ultimate
Power #8. Maybe Marvel meant to make fun of Countdown,
because even with (I think) just one storyline, it's confusing
to remember who double-crossed who and why. Both versions
of the Squadron Supreme show up, which is reassuring for
those who remember Mark Gruenwald's masterpiece fondly,
but let's face it - if Greg Land didn't draw moist lips
parted in a come hither way as well as he does, we wouldn't
be having this conversation.
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Off in Independent Land, we should be having
a conversation about Kyle Baker's Special Forces #1.
Inspired by true news stories involving the U.S. Army's
current recruitment tactics, Baker has created a blistering
satire that really isn't funny at all. He's clearly thrown
in a little sex to go with the violence in order to get
you to pick up the book, but be careful. Baker will also
make you think. And you should. I took a chance and held
my breath, afraid I'd get burned. Instead, I read this after
watching Michael Moore's Sicko and got a good one-two
of being angry at the world today.
Thank heavens, then, for Evan Dorkin and
Sara Dyer repackaging some old stuff with new material and
releasing it as Biff-Bam-Pow #1, secretly
from Slave Labor Graphics. It's just goofy fun, and it made
me more annoyed than angry that Dorkin and Dyer don't produce
more work.
Heck, they're almost as lazy as Jack, the
titular character of Jack of Fables #16. I
don't want to spoil a thing. It probably seems odd that
I look forward to a book that's a spin-off of another book,
but it's just always good and fun, even when it's deadly
serious. This issue, Jack proves that another Vertigo trickster,
John Constantine, still has a lot to learn.
So
that's it for this week's look back. Tomorrow, I'll look
forward.
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