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                  Hellblazer #193 
                  writer: Mike Carey 
                  artist: Marcelo Frusin 
                  Early 
                    on in the adequately thrilling conclusion to the "Staring 
                    at the Wall" storyline, the Beast Who Would Not Be Named 
                    tells Constantine, "I think you're desperate trying to 
                    scare me with smoke and mirrors. Hoping I'll think you've 
                    got a plan, when all you've really got is an attitude." 
                     
                  Of course 
                    this is Constantine's usual modus operandi -- the Beast is 
                    clearly not the sharpest point on the pitchfork if he is only 
                    now figuring this out. But if you don't think carefully about 
                    the ending, you might assume the same applies to this story's 
                    author. 
                  See, the 
                    action mostly consists of one desperate ploy after another. 
                     
                  Angie 
                    Spatchcock shows up and revives Swamp Thing. Swamp Thing gets 
                    a temporary costume makeover and throws his weight around 
                    in a pointless (though kinda cool if, like me, you figure 
                    Swamp Thing would still be cool in an apron baking sugar cookies) 
                    attack on the Beast's lair.  
                  About 
                    a third of the way through this issue there's an ad for the 
                    new Swamp Thing series, which I guess explains why his role 
                    in the story seems mainly, as he bitterly puts it, to be robbed 
                    of "something which I did not need." The theft of 
                    that "something" is enough to make me want to check 
                    out his new series. But it's really just a diversion. 
                  The "main 
                    idea" here, as we used to say in grade school, is that 
                    the collective unconscious of mankind may be the source of 
                    evil, but also of the shield against that evil. It's the thematic 
                    element this story needed to make it worthwhile, but it was 
                    nearly buried under the massive supporting cast, the occult 
                    mumbo-jumbo, and the red herrings. 
                  It would 
                    have been nice to see more of a balance. Constantine and company 
                    saved the whole of humanity here, but those in distress usually 
                    appeared only in shadowy crowds. More specificity would have 
                    given us a better sense of what was at stake. Carey loves 
                    writing superheroes -- magicians, elementals, demons, fallen 
                    angels -- but the stories would have more emotional impact 
                    if we got personal with the ordinary human characters who 
                    don't have access to, say, tree branches from the Garden of 
                    Eden. Dangerous situations develop for our protagonists, but 
                    they don't feel dangerous so much as think dangerous. 
                  There's 
                    room for more felt danger in the next storyline, maybe, foreshadowed 
                    by a dazed Constantine waking up on the last page to discover 
                    he's lost more than just blood over the course of this crisis. 
                     
                  It's a 
                    good setup for a more interior storyline, and if Carey has 
                    a good plan for it instead of just an attitude, he might finally 
                    bring back some dimension to Constantine's character that's 
                    been sorely missed. 
                   
                   
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