case you were not able to make it this year, I present our
official San Diego Comic Con roll call…
Lucas Arts booth? Present.
WizKids booth? Present.
Diego Police? Present.
Elite Security Staff? Present.
Guy dressed as a spiffy little sailor giving directions?
Lord of the Rings fans? Present.
Catwoman fans? Absent.
Judd Winick? Present.
Neil Gaiman? Present.
Michael Bendis? Present.
Promise from Brian Michael Bendis to give us an interview?
Apology from Brian Michael Bendis for not fulfilling his
promises from 2001, 2002 & 2003? Present. (But he
loves us. He says so.)
Lando Calrissian? Absent.
Kevin Smith Impersonators? Present.
The ends to "Evil That Men Do" and "Daredevil: Target" which
Joe Quesada promised he would force Kevin Smith to compete
last year? Absent.
strip writers? Present.
Hotel rooms? Absent.
Keith Knight after crashing at a junkie hotel? Still
Bulloch (aka Boba Fett)? Present.
years ago, Jeremy Bulloch had no idea it would come
Puppets harassing Jeremy Bulloch? Present.
in Comics booth? Present.
FanboyRadio.com booth? Present.
dressed as Star Wars characters? Present.
Fans dressed as X-Men characters? Present.
Fans dressed as "OH MY GOD! What the hell is that?" Present.
Gothic Clown? Present.
Obese guy wearing a Tick costume? I didn't actually
see one, but odds are…present
Underage girls dressed in such a way as to draw inappropriate
attention from older men. Present and in large numbers.
platoon of stormtroopers? Present.
Stormtrooper dressed as Elvis? Absent.
Plush Cthulhu dressed as Elvis? Present.
of the what now?
Attractive woman wearing a Princess Leia costume? Present.
Unattractive woman wearing a Princess Leia costume? Present.
actor who looks familiar because he was on that show I watched
in the 70s? Present.
That actress that used to be hot but now looks like the
implants she got have passed their expiration date? Present.
Rogers' Erin Gray? Present.
Guys that used to spank it to Erin Gray in the 1980s? Present.
Guys that still spank it to Erin Gray no matter how old
they both get? Present and we'll all be back next