RAW
from Iraq
Another year they give us the Christmas Show from Iraq.
It was good, as always, and I’m actually now completely
convinced that they’re doing these episodes for the
right reasons. They showed a lot of servicemen messages,
and the crew was in some danger when a mortar went off near
where they’d been touring, but that part was emotionally
honest and I’m hoping that they keep this up.
The
opener was my man John Cena taking on Edge in a good match.
These two have really come to the point where they’re
Flair-Dusty or Hogan-Piper. They can have a great match
every time out because they know exactly how every move
should be done and what ways to do things to get the right
reaction from the crowd. Cena is at his best with Edge and
Edge, who could have a good match with just about anyone,
is probably peaking with Cena.
This
was a really fun match, and though the Iraq shows aren’t
much about the in-ring, this was really entertaining. Great
section where Cena went for the FU, but Edge escaped and
hit the Implant DDT and went for the Electric Chair, but
Cena got out of that. Good stuff that ended with the FU
and a Cena win.
In a match that made me very happy, CM Punk pinned Shelton
Benjamin. Now, I wish it were a lot longer and that Punk
had used the Vise, but it was a good short match. Some short
matches can be great (Liger-Ultimo Dragon from the J-Cup
comes to mind) and this was one that had a lot going for
it. I think Punk’s a big star waiting to happen. Shelton
got pinned with a roll-up after missing the Stinger Splash.
Good stuff.
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So
what's he using for a dumbbell in his left hand?
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The Undertaker beat Johnny Nitro. Now, let’s not
quibble about Johnny Nitro getting pinned when he could
easily have been replaced by someone who’s not getting
a good heel reaction, but this was OK. Now, Undertaker certainly
didn’t have to come to Iraq, and in fact he wasn’t
expected to go at first, but I’m glad he did because
even without the effects for his opening, he’s a solid
performer and a beloved one. I gotta give another shout-out
to Cynan, who is recovering still and whose fave wrestler
is UT. This wasn’t that much of a match. UT got his
offense, Nitro came back following a Melina distraction,
and then UT came back and won. It was highly appreciated
and UT was the most over star with the soldiers.
Bob
Holly and Bobby Lashley had a fun little match. These guys
could have a really nice feud if given the right amount
of time in ECW. I like Lashley and I think that working
with Holly, who’s really talented and knows how to
make guys look good while he’s beating the ever-lovin’
pulp out of them.
Lashley
just threw everything out there hitting a Press Slam right
out of the gate. Holly came back, but Lashley did too including
hitting that sweet back breaker that starts out as a Torture
Rack. Holly almost got the Alabama Slam, but Lashley got
out. He pinned Holly with a Running Powerslam. Good little
match.
Umaga
beat Jeff Hardy. Jeff works well with bigger wrestlers,
but this was only OK. Umaga got attacked early by Jeff’s
unstoppable attack until he managed to stop it by ramming
him into the post. Some question the push Umaga’s
gotten recently, but he’s just about the only guy
they’ve really tried to build right. They’ve
taken months to do what they did with Victoria in less than
a month. Jeff did his dives and hit a Twist of Fate, but
when he went for the Swanton, Umaga got the knees up and
that allowed him to take over and hit the Samoan Spike for
the win.
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This
one's for the troops.
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Carlito,
who is a heel-acting face, beat Randy Orton. This really
should be an important finish, but since it happened on
the special show, it won’t matter. If they package
him right, Carlito is the future of the WWE. (Randy Orton
is thought to be the future, but he blows every chance he
gets.) This wasn’t a bad match at all, and Carlito
won with a handful of tights. I liked the match.
JBL
and the Divas came out. They were all really over and JBL
gets to act like a face on these shows. In fact, I’m
told that he’s one of the most popular visitors to
Iraq; he’s been on six different visits and it was
one of his ideas for the company. He dressed as Santa.
Chris
Masters came out and said he didn’t believe in Santa
and then challenged a serviceman to the Masterlock Challenge.
He chose a small dude, but when he put it on, JBL kicked
Masters in the back. They then announced that the guy was
the first to win The Masterlock Challenge. I liked the angle.
A good show and one that I want to see again next year.
WWE
Presents: The Spectacular Legacy of the AWA
Wow. The WWE does these DVDs so well but when I heard that
the WWE was doing a DVD set on my favorite old school federation,
I was a little worried.
I shouldn’t have been.
While
there’s still the idea that the WWWF (at the time)
was the big league, there’s no question that this
DVD set gives the AWA its fair due. They talked with the
important people; they had great interviews and easily the
best interviewers they’ve used so far because they
managed to coax much better answers than they usually do.
They didn’t even use Steve Lombardi! This was a great
set.
The
big documentary told the story in about two hours through
match footage (including some very good training footage
of Verne training eventual burn-out former Olympic gold
medalist Chris Taylor from Wide World of Sports)
and a lot of interviews.
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It
would be easier to know what Garcia thinks if
he understood the function of individual conjunctions.
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They
missed a few folks they should have gotten (like Sgt. Slaughter
and Rick Martel) but they did get Nick Bockwinkel, Verne
and Greg Gagne, Jumping Jim Brunzell, Hulk, Hennan, Okerlund,
and Michael Hayes. They could also have interviewed Paul
Ellering and Animal and maybe Stan Hansen, but they let
the folks they got tell a full story.
The
best parts were the highlights from the years before I started
watching. There were moments with Bockwinkel, Crusher and
more than I had never seen and I thought were fantastic.
Ray Stevens wasn’t covered as much as I’d have
liked, nor was Pat Patterson, but then, such a small percentage
of their days were spent in the AWA.
Some
of the stuff they talked about was obviously to make Vince
happy, like folks saying that the WWWF was the pinnacle,
but there were no flat-out lies that I could find. Even
when Eric Bischoff came on to talk about the last days,
it all seemed very honest.
True,
they exaggerated the crowds at times, but mostly they were
honest. Especially Baron Von Raschke and Nick Bockwinkel.
They were both so good with the Baron being slightly goofy
and Nick being so damn classy. It’s easy to see how
he managed to be a star for so long based on that promo
ability alone.
The
other features are damn good, too. The match choices aren’t
the ones I’d have chosen, but they were solid. The
two most important matches were Verne Gagne vs. Bockwinkel
in the 1981 retirement match and the Lawler vs. Von Erich
match from 1988. They should have included the 60 minute
draw between Curt Hennig and Nick and not the SuperClash
match, and they should have given us the Rage in a Cage
match where Curt nearly gets him finger cut off. They should
have had some Sgt. Slaughter matches and at least one Ray
Stevens match. The matches are all good and fun to watch,
but it’s not quite as much as I had hoped for.
So the extras are good, but the documentary is really where
it’s at, which is quite the reverse of a lot of the
WWE’s latest releases.
That’s all for this week. I’m out of town starting…NOW!