Falls
Count Anywhere
04-23-08
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Livin'
at Boone's Farm...
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Welcome to Falls Count Anywhere! My name
is Chris and I like free wine.
Last
week was the 100th anniversary of the Gotch vs. Hackenschmidt
match that most point to as the start of modern professional
wrestling. They’re wrong, but it was the biggest match,
certainly the longest remembered from that period. It was
like Andre vs. Hogan, or more accurately, like Frank Shamrock
vs. Tito Ortiz.
Gotch
was the fighter, the brawler (nearly) who was skilled and
sneaky. Hackenschmidt was an incredibly talented wrestler,
a submissions master and possessed one of the greatest natural
muscular physiques in history. The two had a match that
went about two hours. Gotch worked hard and largely worked
dirty, and he won. That was the way of the match, and the
way of the world at the time.
The
two had the famous rematch in 1911 that drew another huge
crowd. Those two matches were the most famous in the world
for years. It wasn’t until the age of television that
a match gained as far-reaching a reputation. In the modern
era, with the possible exception of Andre-Hogan and Hogan-Warrior,
there are no single matches that are anywhere near as famous.
It’s strange.
I started
to think about MMA and what it will point to as its Gotch
vs. Hackenschmidt. You’d think it’d be one of
the early PPVs that UFC did, though I don’t think
any of them are much talked about these days. I remember
seeing Shamrock vs. Severn and thinking it was going to
be a classic, but it was not. Royce vs. Severn? I don’t
think so. I usually point to Frank Shamrock vs. Tito Ortiz
as starting the modern MMA era, but others disagree.
I think
it’s likely that if MMA lasts 100 years, people will
have at least some idea of the importance of Liddell vs.
Couture. I’m guessing that’s going to be the
defining match of this era, even though there have been
better fights and more important fights when it came to
titles and so on.
Sadly, in the regular wrestling world, there’s
nothing that can come close to fulfilling the role of Hackenschmidt
vs. Gotch. Austin vs. Cena? The Rock vs. Cena? The only
one I can see coming close would be Samoa Joe vs. The Rock,
and that’s only if TNA got big enough and they built
it right. That’s never a good bet, by the way. There
aren’t any huge matches that haven’t taken place
that feature characters who are big enough to make that
kind of impression.
A
little piece of news
Ric Flair has been everywhere recently. Throwing out first
pitches, taking radio call-in show interviews, doing TV
in the Carolinas and promoting WWE shows around the country.
If he makes it into his 80s or 90s, he’ll be one of
those guys who can tell you about the way the industry changed
and how he was the best. The funny thing is, he’ll
probably be the first guy to play that role who can without
question say that it was true that he WAS the best. OK,
Lou Thesz might have an argument, and maybe Blassie, but
that’s it!
Samoa
Joe’s the new TNA World Champion
In a match that I thought was brilliantly built and might
give us a slight change in traditional US wrestling style,
Kurt Angle lost to Samoa Joe clean with the Muscle Buster.
The match was very interesting as they played with strong-style
stuff for the first half. There were a lot of submissions
and strikes and everything was stiff. This wasn’t
like Undertaker vs. Angle (though I’m sure that UT
would have loved to have worked a match like this) as it
was more like Shamrock vs. Steve Blackman from 1998. They
worked a credible match and the crowd reacted to it big.
When they went in on regular wrestling moves as we Americans
are used to seeing, they got even bigger reactions.
In the mid-1990s, when Kawada, Kobashi, Taue and Misawa
were breaking each other in half with their big Budokan
Main Events for All Japan, they used a very similar method
to get stuff over. The UWF was still fresh in people’s
minds. UWF was shoot-looking wrestling. There was little
flash and DQs and such weren’t done. They wanted it
to be realistic, but not real. That was still a few years
away, though there were a couple of shoots in UWF matches,
which is a problem that’s hard to fight off. I can
think of a Kawada vs. Misawa match where the first twenty
minutes were both guys kicking the hell out of each other
and then it became a wrestling match. The crowd was hot
for little things like hip tosses after Kawada peppered
Misawa with all his kicking. It was an amazing match and
one of the best that year in Japan.
I’d like to see them do more of that
with Joe and Angle, and to a lesser extent with guys like
Alex Shelley and even Robert Roode. They can work that style
and make it believable. With the Real Thing (MMA) lurking
around, it would be hard to pull it off as a full promotion,
but as Bryan Danielson has proven in Ring of Honor, you
can add a dash of the legit and make things far more heated.
Heck, even Undertaker finished off Edge with the Gogoplata
submission at WrestleMania, so many we are on the road to
that!
That’s all for this week!
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